scooter
06-30-2004, 07:30 AM
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his
wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they
can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000,
whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully
big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy
here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just
can't take that chance."
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wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they
can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000,
whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully
big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy
here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just
can't take that chance."
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