Mikey
09-15-2006, 07:30 AM
Think about this ...
I bet you will remember this next time you stop in the woods to eat.
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A story about a fly, a fish, a bear, a hunter, a mouse and a cat!
There is a moral to this story, but not exactly the one most of us are
expecting!
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The hot,
dry fly who said to no one in particular,"Gosh...if I go down five inches I
will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down five
inches, I can eat him."
There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down five
inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him!"
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing
to eat a cheese sandwich.... "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down five
inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab
for the fish.I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake,but I
can tell you there's more....
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goesdown
five inches...and that fish jumps for that fly...and that beargrabs for that
fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was
fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunchtime)'
"Gosh...if that fly goes down five inches..and that fish jumps for that fly
... and that bear grabs for that fish andthat hunter shoots that bear...and
that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ... then I can have mouse for
lunch." The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for
the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs
the fish... The hunter shoots the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese
sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse..
The mouse ducks...The cat falls into the water and drowns.
The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down five inches, some P***y
is in serious danger.
I bet you will remember this next time you stop in the woods to eat.
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A story about a fly, a fish, a bear, a hunter, a mouse and a cat!
There is a moral to this story, but not exactly the one most of us are
expecting!
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The hot,
dry fly who said to no one in particular,"Gosh...if I go down five inches I
will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down five
inches, I can eat him."
There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down five
inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him!"
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing
to eat a cheese sandwich.... "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down five
inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab
for the fish.I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake,but I
can tell you there's more....
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goesdown
five inches...and that fish jumps for that fly...and that beargrabs for that
fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was
fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunchtime)'
"Gosh...if that fly goes down five inches..and that fish jumps for that fly
... and that bear grabs for that fish andthat hunter shoots that bear...and
that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ... then I can have mouse for
lunch." The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for
the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs
the fish... The hunter shoots the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese
sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse..
The mouse ducks...The cat falls into the water and drowns.
The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down five inches, some P***y
is in serious danger.