Gumby
01-12-2004, 07:23 PM
I wondered where the hell all the kids around here came from!!!
There's a fellow who is a bow hunting fanatic. Every Saturday morning he gets up early and eager and looks forward to hunting all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his gear all loaded and gets in his truck to go to his hunting spot. Coming out of his garage, rain is pouring down; its like a torrential downpour. There is sleet mixed in the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He returns to the garage and goes back into the house and turns the TV to weather channel . He finds out that the weather is going to be bad all day long. So he puts his bow back in the house, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddle up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispers " The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies: "Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting in that crap?"
There's a fellow who is a bow hunting fanatic. Every Saturday morning he gets up early and eager and looks forward to hunting all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his gear all loaded and gets in his truck to go to his hunting spot. Coming out of his garage, rain is pouring down; its like a torrential downpour. There is sleet mixed in the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He returns to the garage and goes back into the house and turns the TV to weather channel . He finds out that the weather is going to be bad all day long. So he puts his bow back in the house, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddle up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispers " The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies: "Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting in that crap?"