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Jack19
01-08-2004, 12:55 PM
For all the Rednecks out there;



reboot- What you do when yer done scratchin' yer feet.


hardware- nuts, bolts, nail, etc......


server- The feller who doles ou the beans.


spread sheet- one way of fertilizin' the field.


point and click- What happens when yer gun misfires.


cell phone- What you use to make one call from prison.


3.5 inch floppy- the droppin' of a really small cow.


micro chip- That same droppin after it's been sittin' out in the sun for a while.


hard drive- A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt out clutch.


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