Escaped Convict

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An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of
his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and
tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man
to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the
bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck.

Suddenly he got up and left the room.

As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride,
his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just
cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just
go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or
make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says:

"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a
woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my
ear.

He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in
the bathroom.

Be strong and I love you, too