scooter
11-16-2003, 07:59 AM
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked around family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk -- with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all... " She said, I know all about milk and dairy farms, I can do this! She sent in her entry and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house.A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much; we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it..." Here is her entry: Carnation milk is best of all, no tits to pull, no shit to haul, no buckets to wash, no hay to pitch, just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch