cdn-redneck
10-26-2004, 02:18 PM
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room
in the house next weekend.
"Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool.
" Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her.
"They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word. So they asked him."You haven't said anything about what you had to
do to be able to come fishing this weekend. ]
What's the deal?
" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on the backside and said, "Fishing or
Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweater."
took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room
in the house next weekend.
"Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool.
" Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her.
"They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word. So they asked him."You haven't said anything about what you had to
do to be able to come fishing this weekend. ]
What's the deal?
" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on the backside and said, "Fishing or
Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweater."